Putting a bow on Paradise with some proposals, some breakups, and some moderately cute puppies
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Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 10: Farewell, Heroes of Paradise
As the season draws to a close, the remaining couples choose to go their separate ways or fight to go their separate ways in a few months instead
Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 9: The Goose and Co. Get Loose
A new week in Paradise comes with a new energy: contestants are trusted with infants, Chris’s fur only rises mildly in response to a threat, and only Shushanna’s blubbering puts a damper on the proceedings.
Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 8: Pointless Panic in Paradise
An overdue breakup sends tremors through the Paradise cast, Annaliese solidifies her hold on the new “least enjoyable” cast member title, and an utterly unnecessary three-hour special accomplishes nothing more than the two-hour standard
Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 7: Rejoice and Consume! Consume and Rejoice! Everyone Eats!
It’s not actually everyone, but we had a record six instances of food consumption. Also: Leo finally leaves, Jordan is a golden retriever, and Kamil appreciates American humor
Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 6: Jordan vs. Benoit for the Jenna Championship of Paradise
Jordan and Benoit enter the Octagon, Astrid and Kevin overcome a self-inflicted setback, and Leo goes crazy
Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 5: Leo Came in like a Wreeecking Balllllllll
A new arrival turns all the women’s heads, Tia receives a warning about Colton, and Jordan loses ground to a Canadian
Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 4: Tia Still Likes Colton and Jordan Melts Down,
In which Tia returns her attention to Colton, Jordan jeopardizes his relationship with Jenna by wearing a romphim and throwing a stuffed animal, and everyone starts utilizing the bar.
Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 3: Jordan and Jenna Win, Everyone Else Can Go Home Now
Not-Zoolander finds a kindred spirit, Tia’s pursuit of Chris goes as poorly as her pursuit of Colton, and Jenna’s censored butt gets us all chugging.
Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 2: More Colton and Tia, but also Luchadores!
Episode 2 brings more drama, a new “bartender”, and a chance for Kenny to shine!
Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Season 5 Episode 1: Colton, Colton, Colton!
QQ Recaps of the Bachelor franchise are back! Let’s jump into the Season 5 premiere of Bachelor in Paradise and meet the latest cast of (fame- or love- or vacation- or validation-) desperate contestants!
The Bachelorette Recap - Rachel Lindsay Finale: Who's Going to Propose?
Peter and Bryan go on Fantasy Suite dates; Rachel runs her final Rose Ceremony; everyone cries way too much.
The Bachelorette Recap - Rachel Lindsay Episode 9: Meeting Rachel's Parents and Overnights in Spain
Peter verbalizes his feelings in front of everyone; the best contestant reappears; Eric and Bryan both ask Rachel's mom for her blessing; Chris Harrison takes another week off.
The Bachelorette Recap - Rachel Lindsay Episode 8: The Least Humorous Hometown Dates in Bachverse History
Eric tells Rachel about growing up in Baltimore; Bryan's mom "threatens" to kill Rachel; Dean's dad storms off and peers creepily through a window; Peter behaves rationally.
The Bachelorette Recap - Rachel Lindsay Episode 7: Picking the Final Four in Geneva
Bryan gets a forever-gift; Dean clams up; Peter's hair changes colors repeatedly; Eric talks about growing up in Baltimore; Adam is anti-difficult; Matt's there, too, I guess.
The Bachelorette Recap - Rachel Lindsay Episode 6: Rachel the Hatchet Woman
The Kenny-Lee Saga thankfully comes to an end; blood is shed (accidentally, settle down); Rachel culls the herd.
The Bachelorette Recap - Rachel Lindsay Episode 5: Sad Jack Stone, Handball in Norway, and Whiskey Picnics
Jack Stone (thankfully) stops smiling, Peter scores some hot tub time but misses out on a rose, and Kenny and Lee go tete-a-tete.
The Bachelorette Recap - Rachel Lindsay Episode 4: Drama, Drama, Drama
Rachel takes Dean up in the Goodyear blimp; the contestants compete in a Spelling Bee; Lee and Iggy continue not making friends
The Bachelorette Recap - Rachel Lindsay Episode 3: Ellen, Mudwrestling, and Horse Cupcakes
Rachel cements her status as my favorite Bachelorette of all-time; Kenny gets his chance to perform and doesn't waste it; Lee confirms he is a prick.
The Bachelorette Recap - Rachel Lindsay Episode 2: A Pool Party With Puppies (and other stuff, too)
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher oversee a Husband Material competition; DeMario gets a visit from a maybe-ex; Peter gets to join Rachel and Copper at a puppy party.